Old Man Donald

© 2016 unrecorded

(to the tune “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”)


Old man Donald made a deal EIEIO

he wrote a book on how to steal EIEIO

sell real estate, make America great

build a wall, and that ain’t all

old man Donald made a deal EIEIO


Old man Donald loves a show EIEIO

but NBC just let him go EIEIO

so just for fun he made a run

the GOP sure did agree

old man Donald loves a show EIEIO


Old man Donald can debate EIEIO

like a big fat bully filled with hate EIEIO

Kasich, Cruz and Rubio

Carson, Bush and Christie know

old man Donald can debate EIEIO


Old man Donald went online EIEIO

to con the voters one more time EIEIO

with a tweet tweet here and a tweet tweet there

here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet

Old man Donald went on line EIEIO


Old man Donald he got bored EIEIO

had all the fun he could afford EIEIO

he likes to brag and rant and talk

but hardly ever walks the walk

old man Donald he got bored EIEIO


Old man Donald had a fit EIEIO

he wishes now that he could quit EIEIO

he never meant to go this far

as a presidential TV star

old man Donald had a fit EIEIO


Old man Donald made a deal EIEIO

he wrote a book on how to steal EIEIO

to try and run the government

would be a fitting punishment

old mand Donald made a deal EIEIO



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